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		In the last years we experienced a lot of unneccessary rules on different minecraft servers. So we have no rules. Instead have fun with our listing of the observed behavior of different roles.<br><br>
		<h4>Owner</h4>
		<ol>
			<li>Fuck rules, you are owner.</li>
			<li>People do not really like you. They just want permissions from you.</li>
			<li>Let bugs sink through to everybody before fixing them.</li>
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		<h4>Admins</h4>
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			<li>Feel bad because you have less permissions than developers.</li>
			<li>Temporary ban users if you are in a bad mood.</li>
			<li>Abuse the summon command at least once.</li>
			<li>Never pay the server bill on time. This would make the owners life easier.</li>
			<li>Beg for permissions, it works.</li>
			<li>Occasionally write wrong commands like <span class="text-monospace font-italic">7ban *insert annoying player*.</span></li>
			<li>You can not pretend to be a girl because people know you.</li>
			<li>Answer no before you hear the question.</li>
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		<h4>Snuvi Developers</h4>
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			<li>You can do whatever you want.</li>
			<li>Temporary ban admins with the help of SnuviScript because you can.</li>
			<li>You can control permissions. Do not ask for them.</li>
			<li>Request already built in features at least once.</li>
			<li>Complain about bugs you made.</li>
			<li>Blame your bugs on the owner.</li>
			<li>If you cannot blame your bugs on the owner try other developers.</li>
			<li>People will never notice your efforts.</li>
			<li>Pretend something is impossible if you do not want to program it.</li>
			<li>Program things like you want them. You do not care about others.</li>
			<li>You have no idea what the user wants.</li>
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		<h4>Builders</h4>
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			<li>Nobody is allowed to touch your buildings. You are the best.</li>
			<li>If you haven't got any motivation to build play another game.</li>
			<li>If a Snuvi developer needs buildings for quests pretend to be AFK.</li>
			<li>People will notice your efforts but claim they could do it better.</li>
			<li>Use spruce or dark oak wood.</li>
		</ol>
		<h4>VIPs</h4>
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			<li>You seem to be a very special snowflake. Maybe you are just a girl and the team likes you.</li>
			<li>Users hate ya cause they aint ya.</li>
			<li>Show off with your real life connections to the staff.</li>
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		<h4>Users</h4>
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			<li>Never mess with Snuvi developers. They are OP.</li>
			<li>First rule about permissions don't talk about permissions.</li>
			<li>Wear a girl skin to get presents.</li>
			<li>Wear a girl skin to get attention from desperate boys.</li>
			<li>Be a girl or pretend to. People will be nicer to you.</li>
			<li>Ask before you think.</li>
			<li>Ask for an admin on first join. In general ask for an admin.</li>
			<li>Never appreciate what a developer has done.</li>
			<li>Never say things like great server to anybody else than the admins. Only admins work on the server.</li>
			<li>Blame your wrong usage of things on the developers.</li>
			<li>Never see the problem in yourself. Feel free to say things like stupid server.</li>
			<li>Try breaking blocks on your first join to show dominance.</li>
			<li>Wear a stupid skin on your first join to make a good first impression.</li>
			<li>Give yourself a name containing HD, LP or something else. This way everybody knows you are a great YouTuber.</li>
			<li>Ask things at least twice. Pretend on having not seen the first answer.</li>
			<li>Tell everybody your microphone is broken to get rid of others who want to voice chat with you.</li>
			<li>Try <span class="text-monospace font-italic">/op</span> on yourself at least once.</li>
			<li>Ask when the next update is released right after an update.</li>
			<li>If you don´t unterstand something spam the chat. Expect immediate answers.</li>
		<li>"It doesn't work" is your only phrase when you tell developers about a bug you've found.</li>
		<li>If you died and lost your stuff ask an admin for help.</li>
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