In the last years we experienced a lot of unneccessary rules on different minecraft servers. So we have no rules. Instead have fun with our listing of the observed behavior of different roles.

Rules for the Owner

1. Fuck rules, you are owner.
2. People do not really like you. They just want permissions from you.
3. Let bugs sink through to everybody before fixing them.

Rules for Admins

1. Feel bad because you have less permissions than developers.
2. Temporary ban users if you are in a bad mood.
3. Abuse the summon command at least once.
4. Never pay the server bill on time. This would make the owners life easier.
5. Beg for permissions, it works.
6. Occasionally write wrong commands like 7ban *insert annoying player*.
7. You can not pretend to be a girl because people know you.
8. Answer no before you hear the question.

Rules for Snuvi Developers

1. You can do whatever you want.
2. Temporary ban admins with the help of SnuviScript because you can.
3. You can control permissions. Do not ask for them.
4. Request already built in features at least once.
5. Complain about bugs you made.
6. Blame your bugs on the owner.
7. If you cannot blame your bugs on the owner try other developers.
8. People will never notice your efforts.
9. Pretend something is impossible if you do not want to program it.
10. Program things like you want them. You do not care about others.
11. You have no idea what the user wants.

Rules for Builders

1. Nobody is allowed to touch your buildings. You are the best.
2. If you haven't got any motivation to build play another game.
3. If a Snuvi developer needs buildings for quests pretend to be AFK.
4. People will notice your efforts but claim they could do it better.
5. Use spruce or dark oak wood.

Rules for VIPs

1. You seem to be a very special snowflake. Maybe you are just a girl and the team likes you.
2. Users hate ya cause they aint ya.
3. Show off with your real life connections to the staff.

Rules for Users

1. Never mess with Snuvi developers. They are OP.
2. First rule about permissions don't talk about permissions.
3. Wear a girl skin to get presents.
4. Wear a girl skin to get attention from desperate boys.
5. Be a girl or pretend to. People will be nicer to you.
6. Ask before you think.
7. Ask for an admin on first join. In general ask for an admin.
8. Never appreciate what a developer has done.
9. Never say things like great server to anybody else than the admins. Only admins work on the server.
10. Blame your wrong usage of things on the developers.
11. Never see the problem in yourself. Feel free to say things like stupid server.
12. Try breaking blocks on your first join to show dominance.
13. Wear a stupid skin on your first join to make a good first impression.
14. Give yourself a name containing HD, LP or something else. This way everybody knows you are a great YouTuber.
15. Ask things at least twice. Pretend on having not seen the first answer.
16. Tell everybody your microphone is broken to get rid of others who want to voice chat with you.
17. Try /op on yourself at least once.
18. Ask when the next update is released right after an update.
19. If you don´t unterstand something spam the chat. Expect immediate answers.
20. "It doesn't work" is your only phrase when you tell developers about a bug you've found.
21. If you died and lost your stuff ask an admin for help.