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- <ul>
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- <dt>rules for owners</dt>
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- <ol style="list-style-type:decimal">
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- <li>fuck rules, you are owner</li>
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- <li>people do not really like you, they just want permissions from you</li>
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- <li>let bugs sink through to everybody before fixing them</li>
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- </ul>
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+ <h3>Rules for the Owner</h3>
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+ <ol>
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+ <li>Fuck rules, you are owner.</li>
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+ <li>People do not really like you. They just want permissions from you.</li>
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+ <li>Let bugs sink through to everybody before fixing them.</li>
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+ </ol>
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+ <h3>Rules for Admins</h3>
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+ <ol>
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+ <li>Feel bad because you have less permissions than developers.</li>
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+ <li>Temporary ban users if you are in a bad mood.</li>
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+ <li>Abuse the summon command at least once.</li>
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+ <li>Never pay the server bill on time. This would make the owners life easier.</li>
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+ <li>Beg for permissions, it works.</li>
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+ <li>Occasionally write wrong commands like <span class="text-monospace font-italic">7ban *insert annoying player*.</span></li>
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+ <li>You can not pretend to be a girl because people know you.</li>
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+ <li>Answer no before you hear the question.</li>
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+ </ol>
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+ <h3>Rules for Snuvi Developers</h3>
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+ <ol>
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+ <li>You can do whatever you want.</li>
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+ <li>Temporary ban admins with the help of SnuviScript because you can.</li>
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+ <li>You can control permissions. Do not ask for them.</li>
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+ <li>Request already built in features at least once.</li>
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+ <li>Complain about bugs you made.</li>
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+ <li>Blame your bugs on the owner.</li>
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+ <li>If you cannot blame your bugs on the owner try other developers.</li>
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+ <li>People will never notice your efforts.</li>
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+ <li>Pretend something is impossible if you do not want to program it.</li>
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+ <li>Program things like you want them. You do not care about others.</li>
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+ <li>You have no idea what the user wants.</li>
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+ </ol>
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+ <h3>Rules for Builders</h3>
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+ <ol>
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+ <li>Nobody is allowed to touch your buildings. You are the best.</li>
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+ <li>If you haven't got any motivation to build play another game.</li>
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+ <li>If a Snuvi developer needs buildings for quests pretend to be AFK.</li>
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+ <li>People will notice your efforts but claim they could do it better.</li>
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+ <li>Use spruce or dark oak wood.</li>
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+ </ol>
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+ <h3>Rules for VIPs</h3>
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+ <ol>
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+ <li>You seem to be a very special snowflake. Maybe you are just a girl and the team likes you.</li>
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+ <li>Users hate ya cause they aint ya.</li>
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+ <li>Show off with your real life connections to the staff.</li>
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+ </ol>
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+ <h3>Rules for Users</h3>
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+ <ol>
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+ <li>Never mess with Snuvi developers. They are like god and have connections to god.</li>
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+ <li>First rule about permissions don't talk about permissions.</li>
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+ <li>Wear a girl skin to get presents.</li>
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+ <li>Wear a girl skin to get attention from desperate boys.</li>
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+ <li>Be a girl or pretend to. People will be nicer to you.</li>
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+ <li>Ask before you think.</li>
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+ <li>Ask for an admin on first join. In general ask for an admin.</li>
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+ <li>Never appreciate what a developer has done.</li>
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+ <li>Never say things like great server to anybody else than the admins. Only admins work on the server.</li>
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+ <li>Blame your wrong usage of things on the developers.</li>
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+ <li>Never see the problem in yourself. Feel free to say things like stupid server.</li>
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+ <li>Try breaking blocks on your first join to show dominance.</li>
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+ <li>Wear a stupid skin on your first join to make a good first impression.</li>
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+ <li>Give yourself a name containing HD, LP or something else. This way everybody knows you are a great YouTuber.</li>
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+ <li>Ask things at least twice. Pretend on having not seen the first answer.</li>
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+ <li>Tell everybody your microphone is broken to get rid of others who want to voice chat with you.</li>
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+ <li>Try <span class="text-monospace font-italic">/op</span> on yourself at least once.</li>
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+ <li>Ask when the next update is released right after an update.</li>
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+ <li>If you don´t unterstand something spam the chat. Expect immediate answers.</li>
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+ <li>"It doesn't work" is your only phrase when you tell developers about a bug you've found.</li>
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+ <li>If you died and lost your stuff ask an admin for help.</li>
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+ </ol>
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</div>
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-<div class="container mt-4">
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- <ul>
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- <dt>rules for admins</dt>
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- <ol style="list-style-type:decimal">
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- <li>feel bad because you have less permissions than devs</li>
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- <li>temp ban users if you are in a bad mood</li>
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- <li>abuse the summon command at least once</li>
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- <li>never pay the server bill on time, this would make owners life easier</li>
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- <li>beg for permissions, it works</li>
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- <li>occasionally write wrong commands like 7ban *insert annoying player*</li>
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- <li>you can not pretend to be a girl because people know you</li>
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- <li>answer no before you hear the question</li>
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- </ul>
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-</div>
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-
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-<div class="container mt-4">
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- <ul>
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- <dt>rules for snuvi developers</dt>
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- <ol style="list-style-type:decimal">
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- <li>you can do whatever shit you want</li>
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- <li>temp ban admins with the help of snuvi script, because you can</li>
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- <li>you can control permissions, do not ask for them</li>
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- <li>request already built in features at least once</li>
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- <li>complain about bugs you made</li>
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- <li>blame your bugs on the owner</li>
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- <li>if you can not blame your bugs on the owner, try other developers</li>
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- <li>people will never notice your efforts</li>
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- <li>pretend something is impossible if you do not want to program it</li>
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- <li>program things like you want them, you do not care about others</li>
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- <li>you have no idea what the user wants</li>
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- </ul>
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-</div>
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-
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-<div class="container mt-4">
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- <ul>
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- <dt>rules for builders</dt>
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- <ol style="list-style-type:decimal">
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- <li>nobody is allowed to touch your buildings, except you and eropster</li>
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- <li>if you haven't got any motivation to build, play LoL</li>
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- <li>if snuvi devs need buildings for quests, pretend to be afk</li>
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- <li>people will notice your efforts, but claim they could do it better</li>
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- <li>if you are using wood, use spruce, dark oak is also allowed</li>
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- </ul>
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-</div>
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-
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-<div class="container mt-4">
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- <ul>
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- <dt>rules for vips</dt>
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- <ol style="list-style-type:decimal">
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- <li>you seem to be a very special snowflake, maybe you are just a girl and the team likes you</li>
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- <li>users hate ya cause they aint ya</li>
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- <li>show off with your real life connections to the staff</li>
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- </ul>
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-</div>
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-
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-<div class="container mt-4">
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- <ul>
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- <dt>rules for users</dt>
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- <ol style="list-style-type:decimal">
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- <li>never fuck with snuvi devs, they are like god and have connections to god</li>
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|
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- <li>first rule about permissions, dont talk about permissions</li>
|
|
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- <li>wear a girl skin to get presents</li>
|
|
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- <li>wear a girl skin to get attention from desperate boys</li>
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- <li>be a girl or pretend to, people will be nicer to you, some will hate you though</li>
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- <li>ask before you think</li>
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- <li>ask for an admin on first join, in general ask for an admin</li>
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- <li>never appreciate what a developer has done</li>
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|
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- <li>never say things like great server to anybody else than the admins, only admins work on the server</li>
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- <li>blame your wrong usage of things on the developers</li>
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|
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- <li>never see the problem in yourself, feel free to say things like stupid server</li>
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- <li>try griefing blocks on your first join to show dominance</li>
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- <li>wear a stupid skin on your first join to make a good first impression</li>
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- <li>give yourself a name containing HD, LP or something else, this way staff knows you are a great youtuber</li>
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- <li>ask things at least twice, pretend on having not seen the first answer</li>
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- <li>tell everbody your microphone is broken to get rid of others who want to voice chat with you</li>
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- <li>try /op on yourself at least once</li>
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- <li>ask when the next update comes, right after an update</li>
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- <li>if you don´t unterstand something, take up position and write "?????" in chat</li>
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- <li>"it doesn't work" is your only phrase when telling developers about a bug you've found</li>
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- </ul>
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-</div>
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